when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
i just want it to be summer so i can be lazy and float my ass around
this is what im on tumblr for
Just remember when you’re ignoring her, you’re teaching her to live without you.
"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"
"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram